why do we do this to ourselvs!??!

**LT1RUNNER** · 06-11-2009, 11:09 AM

The headaches

, the upset stomachs

, the slushness

!??! Makes guys sleep with fat women and makes women doink that ugly guy who have a snow balls chance in hell if they were sober. Most of us are guilty of it and I'm a repeat offender

. I went home yesterday with no particular plans. I decided to take Camaro for a wash and on my way out my wife says "buY a 2 liter of pop". She doesn't drink soda unless there's an elixer in the mix

. So I get the home with the soda and since my wife HATES to drink alone I reluctently took the drink she made me. She can be very forcefull at times. I sit down at my computer and my daughter brings me all of the music I burned on some cd's that I misplaced. I was prolly drunk when I burned them

. So I put on the headphones and start jammin away

. Next thing I know 1 drink turned to 5 then to 7 then to "i luv u man". Not sure how many drinks are required to get to that point but however many it is I had drank them. I must have been wasted cause I'm singing along to the music......out very f*ckin loud

! American Idol here I come! Don't remember what I was telling my daughter but I do remember her laughing alot. Don't know what time I went to sleep but I remember it being dark and quiet outside. Even the crickets are like " im sleepin here, do ya mind!?" So here I am tired, dehydrated and hungry. You ever look on the bottom of your shoe and see somthing and go "wut dat?"? Well I feel like that unknown derbis on the bottom of your shoe. Woohoo!! Going straight home and going to sleep! Wait!? B-ball game is on tonight!

Ughh.....The torture continues!!!

**Blubird** · 06-11-2009, 11:19 AM

yeah why do you do that to yourself ?

**LT1RUNNER** · 06-11-2009, 11:38 AM

Idunno.....i'll ask my counsler at my AA meeting tonight. Anyone have any alka selser??

**YZF** · 06-11-2009, 11:59 AM

I can always rely on you to have a new short story for me to read each day while I go on lunch.

What were you drinking?

Did it get you anywhere in life1!??!?1

Although I am somewhat jealous.

**LT1RUNNER** · 06-11-2009, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by YZF

What were you drinking?

Did it get you anywhere in life1!??!?1

Whisky and coke.

No but I drink to get connected with my inner self. Only problem with that is if I drink too much then my inner self will come out and introduce itself to me. Usually in liquid form or something resembling chunky soup.

**Cyanydem28** · 06-11-2009, 12:13 PM

Hookers / blow

**GreenZ96** · 06-11-2009, 01:32 PM

I remember those days. Passing out on the beach, passing out in parking lots, bar fights, passing out at a urinal while Rodney Carrington was trying to have a conversation with me not knowing i was passed out, court ordered AA twice before I was 18.... I dont drink much anymore. Prolly for good reason

**bluebird94** · 06-11-2009, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cyanydem28

Hookers / blow

i like his idea

**IronOutlaw** · 06-11-2009, 02:44 PM

Thats why I quit drinking liquor, just beer now.

**1hottcamaro** · 06-11-2009, 11:06 PM

LOl .. I love ur stories!

Most of the times I drink I have fun, act crazy,..than when I start feelin like shit, I say 'I hate drinking, never again ETC'

than I deff. do it again.. its just one of those things people do. lol.