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    Default Glad to be drunk

    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

    Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

    "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

    Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
    ~BRITNIE~
    1999 Firebird w/94 lt1 3200 stalled 96 vette A4, cc306, 1.6rr, arp rod bolts, LT headers, ORY.
    1995 Chevy 1500 4x4 lifted, headers, true duels.

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