who can come up with the funniest conversation?

[97ForMuLa]

http://omegle.com/

acquire laughter.

[Blubird]

ive heard of this awhile back,but never really tried it

[bricez28]

Stranger: hello

You: whats up?

Stranger: nuttin

Stranger: just sittin here playing with my junk

You: nice how big

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 1/2

Stranger: lol

You: nice, i cant take one too big

Stranger: you a girl?

You: of course

Stranger: thumbs up for that

You: yea

You: only i have a penis


did i win???

[bricez28]

omg this shit is awesome.

[bluebird94]

haha. this is stupid but fun.

[KissMyWhtSS]

A site I frequent posted this up a few months ago. There's a thread with like 5 pages of funny conversations posted. It's the luck of the draw if you get someone who'll let the conversation get funny though.

[Fixxer99TA]

In my experience, most end em' pretty quick.

I tried to get some good ones going, but when they finally figured where I was taking it they wanted no part. Especially since most of them wanted to cyber....

[Adam]

You: howdy
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
You: did you just fart?
Stranger: no
You: cause you just blew me away.
You: I love you
You: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Stranger: ow
You: ya
Stranger: ö
You: º¿º
Stranger: loveyou !
You: I'm glad I brought my library card, cause I'm checkin you out.
Stranger: creep !
You: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Stranger: what's your job man?
Stranger: nolifer'
You: lovin you
Stranger: need you
You: Is your dad a baker?
Stranger: no
You: cause you got a nice set of bunzzzzz
Stranger: omg
You: Is your mom a terrorist?
Stranger: no, a facker
You: cause your the bomb
Stranger: thanks
You: your welcome
Stranger: (:
Stranger: why do you love me?
You: I don't, shut up and die

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
You: did you just fart
Stranger: ya i didi
Stranger: *did
You: cause you just blew me away
Stranger: ahan -.-
You: are you mexican?
Stranger: no
You: because you suck at english
Stranger: arite ... like it bothers me wht u think
You: wow proves my point right there ^
Stranger: kool .
Stranger: soo ..?
Stranger: whts up ?
You: hey can you do my a favor
Stranger: wht ?
You: mow my lawn bitch
Stranger: sure thng !!!
Stranger: how much will i get paid ?
You: I dunno but if I had the correct change, I'd be your daddy

[Fixxer99TA]

Good job Adam, had me laughing :D

[GreenZ96]

Stranger: hi

You: elo

You: RAWR!

Stranger: wtf?

You: I has a belly button

Stranger: ??

You: do you collect hair?

You: I made some hair dolls yesterday

Stranger: no....u suck! (finger|)

You: Rawr!

Stranger: F OFF

You: im trying to

Stranger: thats good

Stranger: where are u from

Stranger: ?

You: its hard to type with one hand

Stranger: why?

You: I have a nice box i stay in behind the laundromat