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LT1RUNNER
06-16-2009, 03:01 PM
at my desk just chillin right? This out of state driver comes in. For those who don't know I work for a tile company in S&R and we deal with alot of OTR truck drivers. Some are respectable with all of their paperwork in order. They know who they are picking up for, the order #, and destination. Some, uuuuggh, are or at least look like bums and smell just as bad. You know, hair uncombed, smell like they haven't showered in forever, dressed like they just found their clothes? Ya them! Well I just helped their King. Uh gad! The stank!! Ever go down to your local city dump and catch a wiff of the beautiful fregrances?!? Well that plus crap wouldn't be as bad as what this guy smelled!! Even our room freshener said @#$% it!! Well I'm sitting at me desk enjoying my burritos when his highness walks in. "Wut cha eetin?" he says. "Uh, i think its called a burrito but I'll ask the next julio that walks in just to be sure." "hehe" he chuckles as I get a good look at his, blaaa, well kept tooth. "Wut kand?" my stinky friend says. "Uh, round?" I say tring to hold back my barf. "No, wuts init?". Damn tell him so he'll stop buggin! "Processed dog meat and has everything a cloggin artery needs". I got another wiff! Whew I think one of my lungs collapsed! The flower on the nearby desk just wilted which is pretty amazing since it's made of plastic! Feelin woozy!! C'mon Rundog! You've walked into the restroom after your older brother just dropped a beer dump! You can take it!!! I pick myself up and sum up the courage to open my mouth. "Can I help you with something?" I say with a shaky voice. "am her ta pic up a load." Can't focus and my eyes are watering uncontrolably. I get his info and it turns out he's at the wrong place!! :cry: 5 minutes of hell for nothing. Enjoy the rest of your (wretch) day. Xcus me while I regergitate!!



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bluebird94
06-16-2009, 03:04 PM
I wish fascinating things like that happened to me at work. I want a damned burrito.

LT1RUNNER
06-16-2009, 03:49 PM
You want the rest of mine? Smells like someone farted on it though. :shiner:

bluebird94
06-16-2009, 03:50 PM
gr-oss. no thank you.

LT1RUNNER
06-16-2009, 03:53 PM
hahaha! exacly...

1hottcamaro
06-17-2009, 07:57 AM
ewww I would have puked..I have a weak stomach for smells...

Nasty93
06-17-2009, 08:22 AM
Most the transport drivers that drop cars off here at the dealership are about the same.

LT1RUNNER
06-17-2009, 09:38 AM
Well it's not rare for a driver who has bad BO. The ones who really get me are the ones who come in as soon as we open (5am) and smell like they've been working all day in the sun. How do they sleep like that!?

YZF
06-17-2009, 12:07 PM
The flower on the nearby desk just wilted which is pretty amazing since it's made of plastic!
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Best line EVAR!

bitchinbird99lt1
06-17-2009, 08:06 PM
:puke:I don't think I want burrito's anymore....