LT1RUNNER
05-20-2009, 11:56 AM
So I'm sitting at my desk at work right and suddenly feel the urge to wiz. Ok no big deal. I get up from my desk walk into the restroom. Since it's a small office we only have a seat and not a urinal. So I'm standing there in the standard male position. You know, hands on hips admiring your best friend while nature takes it's course. So I had just started and the flow, AH, magnificent when I noticed a roll of TP on top the the camode. Just as I had made eye contact for some unknown reason the TP decided to commit suicide by drowing in the camode water. Nooooooooooooo!! I reacted with the speed of a cheeta! I lunged to save the falling TP but in my quick reaction I failed to stop the, uh, flow?! C'mon guys once it starts it stays!! Not many women know this but it's painfull for a man to stop his flow just like that. It's kind of like a 747 jet coming in for a landing, you just can't stop it on a dime or catasrophy can happen. Anyway my buddy is spraying the seat, the wall, my shoe and a unfortunate cricket who decided to pass thru. Sorry dude! Now do I clean it? Do I let the janitor clean it? Do I act like it never happened?
I pick choice #3. Always an adventure in my office!! :finger:
I pick choice #3. Always an adventure in my office!! :finger: