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LT1RUNNER
03-02-2009, 11:43 AM
I posted this on another forum but since you folks are like faimly to me I figured you should have a chuckle at my expense as well. Enjoy........

Yea a ZIT!! I'm 41 years old and I'm still getting zits?! What the hell is going on there?!?!? Ok just because I act like a teen at times doesn't mean my face has to represent it!! Ok I know what your thinking! Ok so you have a little zit. What's the big deal? Dude!! I have what looks like another head growing out of my face!!!!!!! Not cool! How am I supposed to pick up on chicks with a humongus growth hanging out of my face?! Think about it. I'll be like "he beby" and they ladies will be like "ew wuts that?" then I'll have to think quick! "Uh, it's just the dead fetus of my twin brother!". Good one! Ok maybe that won't work. And it's not one of those little zits that you won't even notice if you looked at me and it's not in a remote location that no eyes ever look at. It's not on my forehead or on my cheek it's smack dab right at the end of my nose!! At the end of my nose! For thoss who didn't read it right AT THE END OF MY BIG NOSE!! Looks like a bad imitation of rudolph the red nose reindeer, bozo the clown or anyone else you can think of with a red nose! I was walking toward my co-worker and she all of the sudden stopped. Baffled and dumb founded I asked "why did you stop?" to which she replied "I saw the red light on your nose!".......????.....b*tch! If I want sh*t I'll squeez your face!!! Not going to be a good day for o'l runner!
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Blubird
03-02-2009, 12:37 PM
lol RUNNER, thats what i love about you, always get to laugh at your expense

VendettaV8
03-02-2009, 12:49 PM
is this a true story?

we need pics....

Z28pr0jekt
03-02-2009, 01:02 PM
LOL you have some great stories man

You make such little things so much more entertaining haha

LT1RUNNER
03-02-2009, 04:41 PM
is this a true story?

we need pics....


Dude this story is waaaaayyy true and no I'm not posting pics!! Fricken embassasing!!! I figured if it stayed any longer I could claim it as a dependant on my taxes!! Anyone know of any quick remedies? Neosporin just aint cuttin it! I'm a grown ass man! I'm not supposed to get zits!

Blubird
03-02-2009, 04:56 PM
pop it like the head gaskets on a 4 cyl s10

96lt1m6
03-02-2009, 05:14 PM
put tooth paste on that sucker before you go to bed and wash off in the morning.

941le
03-02-2009, 05:22 PM
haha claim it as a dependant lol

1hottcamaro
03-03-2009, 10:12 PM
LOL!! I love ur stories and the way u tell them!!

LT1RUNNER
03-04-2009, 03:02 PM
Update! Tried the toothpaste thing! Who the hell does that?!? Woke up the next day with toothpaste smeared all over my face and pillow!! Zit was still there though! :taz:WTF?!?! Luckly the only teen in my house had some oxyclean. She used almost all of it but she said there was a little left. Tried to squirt some of this stuff on my finger and all I got was the sound of a dog fart from the bottle. FFFFPTT! Tired again but this time it sounded more like a queef! SSHPPFFT! mUTHA!! Finally got some out..................in my eye! Fricken acid!!

1hottcamaro
03-04-2009, 03:22 PM
Update! Tried the toothpaste thing! Who the hell does that?!? Woke up the next day with toothpaste smeared all over my face and pillow!! Zit was still there though! :taz:WTF?!?!

Actually I have done it and it dries it out and really helps. lol I havent had that problem of it smearing, I wait until the toothpaste is dry before I get in bed..
lol did u like cover your whole face with the toothpaste? LOL

KissMyWhtSS
03-04-2009, 04:11 PM
Proactiv

WildRidez
03-04-2009, 10:58 PM
Invest in some Proactiv. It will do wonders. Or maybe wash your face once in awhile? :laugh: Just messin man

BLK95TA
03-05-2009, 12:04 AM
i skimmed through the topics and when i first saw this one i thought it said i have a zl1 :jest:

armyb95zxc
03-05-2009, 12:52 AM
i heard proactiv sux haha

LT1RUNNER
03-05-2009, 09:21 AM
Never thought a zit thread would go this far! lol!

4thgenowner
03-05-2009, 09:27 AM
:laugh:

Bowtie4Life
03-06-2009, 08:33 AM
so you looked like the guy from liar liar who asked jim carey what he wanted for lunch "no thanks, I'm so full I'm about to pop".

LT1RUNNER
03-06-2009, 10:48 AM
:laugh: ^^ Love that movie!! Good news! The zit has withdrawn from battle and is now in full retreat!