I just farted!!

[LT1RUNNER]

Duuuuuuude!!! This ever happen to you?? You're alone at home just chillin and you feel this burbbling coming from your gut. Theres a turd in the hangar and he has something to say!!! :D So you figure there's no one here. What harm can it do? BBBRRRRUUAUUUUAAARRRRRRRRPPPP (SQUEEKER) Your buttcheeks flap like two flags during a hurrican!! (flapatapalap) :finger:Then you hear the front door open!! :face_shocked: wifey is home sooner than expected!! dammit!! No amout of hand flapping will kill what smells like rotting giraff on the african plains!! You're flapping your arms like a madman. From your neibhors view it looks like you're trying land a jet on an aircraft carrier that's about to crash!! So you grab your newest issue of Camaro Performers mag and try to shoo the green mist away?!? Even the house flys are DAYUM!! :puke: I aint gitin neer dat shit!!! Remeber that old forgotten food bowl that you fianlly opened after 3 months of sitting in the corner? You open to see what's inside and it reeks of 10,000 used tampons?! Remember that? Well that plus shit doesn't even come close to the green alien you attempted to lay just a few moments ago!! Then you hear the footsteps. :face_shocked: They get closer and closer!! You see the person on the other side slowly turning the door knob. The door opens slowly. :doh: Then in comes wifey!! Her expression looks as if though she was dropped face first onto the pavement from the empire state building!! :whistle: The stank is so bad she'll need therapy for the next 6 months. HI HONEY!!! That's never happened to me but I was wondering, ever happen to you? :devil:

[brucealmighty744]

Thanks for that vivid display. I never new a fart could be described so...poetically. I don't think that that has ever happened to me on that scale, but then again I don't fart, poop, or pee... but that is just me :drool:

[Fastbird]

Nice visual picture there.

[YZF]

Happens more often in customer cars, then I shut the door on my way out :)

[Camaro_94]

Very well written... :claps:


Happens more often in customer cars, then I shut the door on my way out :)

Thats just mean!!! :laugh:

- Mike

[96lt1m6]

it happens!:puke:

[LT1Blackbird]

I do that all the time at work while I'm installing home theaters in peoples houses.

Sometimes you think you are alone so you let one rip, then the homeowner walks in the room like 10 seconds later. Best I can do is give my co-worker a funny look and try to pin it on him without saying anything. LOL

[krayzie7th]

lmao!

[bidicamaro]

That was effin great! I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard!

[LT1RUNNER]

Happens more often in customer cars, then I shut the door on my way out :)

:laugh: Can you imagine?!?!

[Standard-Z]

I never had it put like that before. But it does happen.

[bidicamaro]

usually, if I'm about to cut it like that and it's just my wife, I try to get as close to her as I can for the unloading. She's been with me for 9ish years and we've been married for 4 years... yup, she's had it done to her before. Nothing like the prego farts she had though... them were BAD!

[LT1RUNNER]

Prego farts?!? :laugh:

[Tyler Wheat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Prego farts! LMFAO!!!!

[AChotrod]

LOL! Just LOL!!! Thats all I have to say!!!

[95z28man]

This reminds me of my sharting thread

[bricez28]

hahahaha epic