Ok me vs a 2005ish z71 tahoe .... wtf??

[Cyanydem28]

The guy in the tahoe is going alll fast , I have no idea why, hes on my ass in a 45 zone. We pull up next to each other at a light and he keeps nugging up , reving his engine, (lol he keeps putting the automatic in neutral) whatta fag, so obviously he wants to race.....My buddy and I are like wtf??? Maybe this guy has somthing else under the hood becides a 5.3, i duno??? I look around for cops cuz were right by the cop station. The road we are on is the main route for cops. So there are no cops around. He guns it then i WOT it right after him with a slurpy in my other hand. I pull at least 2 car lengths ahead of him in first gear, then second was no contest, i let off at 55 mph cuz im no dumbass but im sure he felt like one. Im not gunna blow by the cop station at 90 but this guy does.. Luckly for him, no cops were around, but i wasnt willing to risk that concidering my record and all that....

[chevy42083]

Eh... expected outcome.... I was kinda hoping the 'hoe would've walked you. No offense... I just like hearing about vehicles that are faster than they appear.

[Cyanydem28]

What?

[chevy42083]

I just meant the story would have been better if it were about a tahoe that could leave an F-body behind.... I would've liked that better. Nothing against you or F-bodies... just that I like vehicles that are quicker than they appear.

[Cyanydem28]

Oooo gotcha, yeah well me too. Thats what i was wondering when he indicated that he wanted to race... but it was just stock. Just some tard behind the wheel..

[YZF]

Theres a local guy here with a procharged Tahoe that would probably run a few LT1 cars door to door.

He bitches about not being able to find any races when he goes out for a cruise because who wants to race a Tahoe, honestly?

[AChotrod]

These damn jeeps keep tring to race me!!lOL! They lose everytme but are suprisingly fast and sound damn good too!!

[chevy42083]

Theres a local guy here with a procharged Tahoe that would probably run a few LT1 cars door to door.

He bitches about not being able to find any races when he goes out for a cruise because who wants to race a Tahoe, honestly?

I've never gotten an F-body or vette to bite without baiting them by dropping a gear and jumping 10ft. Once they hear it a little, and I know they wanna go... I'll drop drop another :)
Cause yeah... who wants to race an S10. :whistling:

[Cyanydem28]

Ill race who ever wants to step up, including stock tahoes haha. Ya some guy has a s/c silverado in my neighborhood. That thing sounds like the world is comming to an end when he WOTs it.

[YZF]

I love the sounds of a Magnacharger on an LS motor :)

[Cyanydem28]

Hes got some other stuff done, its not just a magnacharger..... From the sounds of it at least.

[bricez28]

theres a guy around here with a stock late 90's civic coupe two door. with holes drilled in the bumper. tried to race me i pulled him by maybe, 4-5 cars, nt trying too hard. as im laughing with my buddy, he pulls up again!!!! revving!!! yells out his window he wasnt ready and missed a shift. hes with his gf, so im guessing hes trying to show her some fast car. i almost felt bad, cause it was just me and my friend, and we know whos faster but his gf doesnt. but before i could let him win he goes "come on, run that pice of shit camaro!!!!"


....soooo i ran him as if i was trying to beat a z06. end of first i had him by 6-8 cars, 2nd by 12-16, 3rd by i dont even know. so since he made the dick comment, i really made him look dumb.

[KissMyWhtSS]

My dad was next to a ricer in his '96 Dodge Ram (318) one time and my dad out of the blue floors it on green. The ricer immediately takes off trying to catch us. We had a car and half on him by the time my dad let off (60) with 400-600lbs worth of cargo in the bed. :jest:

[bricez28]

lolol

[Camaro_94]

Nice job puttin the smack down on the tahoe. lol

- Mike

[IronOutlaw]

Good kill. I thought the wtf in the title meant you lost. lol

[Cyanydem28]

HAHA these stories are all sooo stupid.... I dont get people who try to race guys like us in cars that are no match. I'd rather have my pride and my gassonline then look like a dumbass with no gas....

[Cyanydem28]

Good kill. I thought the wtf in the title meant you lost. lol


Hell no, wtf meant like "wtf is this guy in the tahoe thinking".:shame:

[Cyanydem28]

theres a guy around here with a stock late 90's civic coupe two door. with holes drilled in the bumper. tried to race me i pulled him by maybe, 4-5 cars, nt trying too hard. as im laughing with my buddy, he pulls up again!!!! revving!!! yells out his window he wasnt ready and missed a shift. hes with his gf, so im guessing hes trying to show her some fast car. i almost felt bad, cause it was just me and my friend, and we know whos faster but his gf doesnt. but before i could let him win he goes "come on, run that pice of shit camaro!!!!"


....soooo i ran him as if i was trying to beat a z06. end of first i had him by 6-8 cars, 2nd by 12-16, 3rd by i dont even know. so since he made the dick comment, i really made him look dumb.



LOL end of first, u had him by 6-8 cars? Damn bro.

[chevy42083]

I watched two imports race one night at one of the local street racing spots. They launched, we watched them fly by at about the 60,... then I heard a camaro launch. The camaro caught them, past one, signaled, changed lanes in front of him, and passed the other car.... all the while the imports were at WOT giving it all they had.

Honestly, it was a stupid move, but it was HILARIOUS!

[Camaro_94]

HAHA these stories are all sooo stupid.... I dont get people who try to race guys like us in cars that are no match. I'd rather have my pride and my gassonline then look like a dumbass with no gas....

I've only had 2 races vs ricers, and both ended pretty similarly.

Race 1: This kid in this weird riced out handa goes past my house everyday.. And his car is anoying as hell. Its got this obnoxious exhaust system on it that sounds horrible. Well.. I'm leaving to go to work and I see him right on my back freakin bumper, tail gating the crap out of me. I live at a corner too, so I get to enjoy listening to his car go full throttle from my intersection all the time too (not saying too much, not fast.. at all, but its still extremely annoying!).

So we get to an intersection, with him right behind me (not a 2 lane street), and I hear the kid reving his engine, so I started cracking up in my car which I think he could tell, and gets a little mad. Light turns green (entering onto a 2 lane road now), I go in the right lane, and he goes in the left. I really didnt want to race him because I didnt feel like wasting my gas, well.. Dont you know, he pudders past me and gives me the finger at WOT.. so I'm like "aaawwwhhh hell no!", once hes about 3 cars ahead of me, pull him in very quickly and fly past him. We get up to a light and he says "Is that all you got?? I dont even want to waste my nitrous on your POS Firebird. I let off you ass hole, you aint worth my time". So I laugh at him and say "Were you even racing? I couldnt tell because you were behind me.." (even though he really was), which then got him mad and said "thats it.. game over, I'm spraying your ass bitch", and so he revs the crap out of it, light turns green, I dont even launch that hard, play with him through 1st and part of second (stayed door to door), waved (since we still werent even going that fast.. lol), then floored it and left him way the hell behind. He passes me and once again gives me the finger after I slowed down, and I just keep laughing and go on my way.

Race 2: I see this kid in a riced out celica comming up fast to catch up to me, he does the "famous ricer flyby" a few times and I just keep waiting for a light. We hit one about 2 lights later, and so the kid kinda looks over with this huge grin on his face and says "how many cars have you lost to?, I said "I've had my fair share", and he says "Add 1 more to that list"... I'm all like wtf? so I look around, and say "nobody that I can see around me right now can beat me", and he said "what ever, my friend is taping this and we will post it up all over the internet, so good luck explaining that one", so I then asked "whats with the spoiler on the back of your car.. you need it for extra rear downforce?" (sarcastically), and he said "no you dumb fuck, it makes my car accelerate faster".. so now i'm in my Formula almost crying from laughing soo hard, the light turns green, I had a late launch from laughing soo hard, reel him in through the top of 1st, pass him in mid second gear, and just procede to put lengths on him from there. Funny thing is I never ended up seeing that video.. wonder why... :laugh:

- Mike

[Cyanydem28]

lol ooo man, american muscle all the way! I love the pull camaros have.. check this vid, this is what im talking about, fast forward to like 1 30 if you only want to see the pull

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[LT1RUNNER]

I just meant the story would have been better if it were about a tahoe that could leave an F-body behind.... I would've liked that better. Nothing against you or F-bodies... just that I like vehicles that are quicker than they appear.

you mean sleepers?!

[chevy42083]

Yep.... unfortunately... my truck doesn't quite fall into the sleeper category anymore :(

[Camaro_94]

lol ooo man, american muscle all the way! I love the pull camaros have.. check this vid, this is what im talking about, fast forward to like 1 30 if you only want to see the pull

7Sn6SL6EajE

:rockon:

- Mike

[YZF]

From the camera on the Evo at the "starting line".... the section of the Camaro that you can see look identical to my car when looking at the wheel/tire and height. Throw them both in black and white and you'd never know :)

Too bad its a vert..

[Cyanydem28]

ehh if you got smoked zr1s, i can say the same too.

[bricez28]

LOL end of first, u had him by 6-8 cars? Damn bro.


lol it was definatly more than three-four. i mean this thing was bone stock, besides the holes in the bumper, and it was old. hunk of shit lol.