LT1RUNNER
10-29-2008, 10:41 AM
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.
> >
> >Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
> >
> >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
> >so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
> >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
> >their heart.
> >
> >FOR EXAMPLE:
> >
> >One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well,
>
> >the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel
>
> >like it,
> >
> >I just want you to hold me.'
> >
> >I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
> >
> >So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
> >hear....
> >
> >'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for
>
> >me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
> >
> >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me
for
>
> >who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
> >
> >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
> >
> >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
> >with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping
> >
> >at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while
> >she
> >
> >tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide
> >which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted
new
>
> >shoes to compliment
> >
> >her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
> >
> >We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
> >diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must
have
> >
> >thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was
>
> >testing me
> >
> >because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
how
> >to play tennis..
> >
> >I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She
> >was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> >
> >Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is
> >all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
> >
> >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
> >feel like it.'
> >
> >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled,
> >'WHAT?'
> >
> >I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
> >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me
>
> >to
> >
> >satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
> >
> >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,
>
> >'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
> >you?'
> >
> >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch
>
> >knows I'm smarter than her.
> >
> >Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
> >forward it anyway.
> >
> >Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
> >
> >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
> >so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
> >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
> >their heart.
> >
> >FOR EXAMPLE:
> >
> >One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well,
>
> >the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel
>
> >like it,
> >
> >I just want you to hold me.'
> >
> >I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
> >
> >So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
> >hear....
> >
> >'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for
>
> >me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
> >
> >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me
for
>
> >who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
> >
> >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.
> >
> >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
> >with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping
> >
> >at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while
> >she
> >
> >tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide
> >which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted
new
>
> >shoes to compliment
> >
> >her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
> >
> >We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
> >diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must
have
> >
> >thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was
>
> >testing me
> >
> >because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
how
> >to play tennis..
> >
> >I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She
> >was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> >
> >Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is
> >all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
> >
> >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
> >feel like it.'
> >
> >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled,
> >'WHAT?'
> >
> >I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
> >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me
>
> >to
> >
> >satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
> >
> >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,
>
> >'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
> >you?'
> >
> >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch
>
> >knows I'm smarter than her.
> >
> >Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
> >forward it anyway.
> >
> >Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
> >
> >