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Camaro_94
10-11-2010, 04:59 PM
I have a d-bag friend with a turbo ricer and he's been calling me out like theres no tomorrow. He's been trying to race me before the bottle goes in (have plans for a n2o/cam/clutch/gear install over the winter). He's had every opportunity this year. He was talking shit all summer "dude.. After my turbo goes in, I'll be able to bitch slap the fuck out of that sorry ass V8!!". :shame:

I could still beat him with my current setup. I've beaten turbo ricers before, and his isnt anything special. Its making about 230fwhp. :whistle:

Our track is going to be closing soon... And I told him he had every opportunity to race me before I had my shoulder surgery at the track. He made excuses.. I told him I'll race him off the bottle next spring and on motor. His response "Bottles are for bitches... You'll have to use your bitch mod NOS to beat me"... :disagree:

I then said.. You're using a power adder too... You aint stockish either! You have a turbo! That didnt come like that from the factory.

He then continues to talk about how he's going to beat me next spring, and how i'll need nitrous to beat him. He's got a high 13 second car at best.

It just pissed me off.. How are you going to call nitrous a bitch mod when you're not n/a either? I could see if he was n/a.. But he isnt! Fucking ricers.. I cant wait to race him next spring once my shoulder is better. Had to vent a little..
faust
10-11-2010, 05:03 PM
bitch mod !!!! oh no he didn't. race him and and throw a new guy who's the bitch now line on him
Camaro_94
10-11-2010, 05:08 PM
I bought a used nitrous kit from a friend of mine. He doesnt know about the cam/gear install yet either. Should be fun. I'll get it on video. Hoping for 400rwhp on motor and 530rwhp on spray.
Fastbird
10-11-2010, 05:29 PM
Sounds like a hell of a friend.
Camaro_94
10-11-2010, 05:41 PM
Sounds like a hell of a friend.

Were not that close.. He just likes to run his mouth. I guess he thinks it makes him look cool or something. Because now he's going to go around and say "Mike needed nitrous to stand a chance againse me!".. Even though I'd still beat him with basic bolt-ons... Never mind a cam and n2o.
razor02097
10-11-2010, 06:46 PM
It doesn't matter... the only thing worse then ricers whining about power adders are the ones asking you to pull spark plug wires. :monkey:

It doesn't matter how you race him. The only way he will stop complaining and whining is if you let him win. Then he won't shut up... It's a lose lose with ricers.
94Blackbird
10-11-2010, 07:19 PM
Next time you see him you should tell him that his mouth is a bitch mod because that's all that comes out of it.
It's obvious he's skeered and will probably make the brown in his pants when you pull him by a mile in the 1/4
Captain Dirtymax
10-11-2010, 07:27 PM
It doesn't matter... the only thing worse then ricers whining about power adders are the ones asking you to pull spark plug wires. :monkey:

It doesn't matter how you race him. The only way he will stop complaining and whining is if you let him win. Then he won't shut up... It's a lose lose with ricers.

i had one try that on me with my old Duramax...:frustrated:
94Blackbird
10-11-2010, 07:29 PM
i had one try that on me with my old Duramax...:frustrated:

Please tell me that kid was at least slightly mentally retarded. :brows:
Fastbird
10-11-2010, 07:36 PM
Where's the post about the ricer saying his opponent cheated because he downshifted his manual? That would fit nicely here.
blackbirdws6
10-11-2010, 07:40 PM
I would have some fun with this one. Once the bottle is in, race the guy off the juice. After you beat him and he starts to talk shit again, ask him if you should turn the bottle on this time. If he doesn't believe it, race him on the bottle and watch his jaw drop.
94Blackbird
10-11-2010, 07:43 PM
5134You should get this for you ricer buddy.
razor02097
10-11-2010, 08:00 PM
i had one try that on me with my old Duramax...:frustrated:


should have told him you already pulled all the spark plugs out :whistle:
Captain Dirtymax
10-11-2010, 10:44 PM
Please tell me that kid was at least slightly mentally retarded. :brows:

should have told him you already pulled all the spark plugs out :whistle:

i almost threw my shoe at him when he said that:disagree:
Camaro_94
10-11-2010, 10:53 PM
i almost threw my shoe at him when he said that:disagree:

LMAO!
gregrob
10-12-2010, 12:13 AM
I would have some fun with this one. Once the bottle is in, race the guy off the juice. After you beat him and he starts to talk shit again, ask him if you should turn the bottle on this time. If he doesn't believe it, race him on the bottle and watch his jaw drop.


Fuck that, do like I did to the COCKY mustang and LS1 SS owners.

Run them on the bottle the first time, and tell them it's just motor. Pull them by fucking TRAINS.

Believe me, they dont want to race anymore after that...
Phstratton
10-12-2010, 12:21 AM
Fuck that, do like I did to the COCKY mustang and LS1 SS owners.

Run them on the bottle the first time, and tell them it's just motor. Pull them by fucking TRAINS.

Believe me, they dont want to race anymore after that...

Yup make it a stealthy kit and they'll never know...lying ftw!!!
captainofiron
10-12-2010, 01:22 PM
LOL

this is hilarious

Honestly I only think it is if your car wasnt fast before you put it on the NAWS
Z28pr0jekt
10-12-2010, 02:39 PM
LOL

this is hilarious

Honestly I only think it is if your car wasnt fast before you put it on the NAWS

I met a guy that had a LT1 roadmaster (yea the fucking woody wagon lol) running like high 13s on motor... then he sprayed and the fucking thing ran consistent high 10s low 11s, it was nuts
Camaro_94
10-12-2010, 02:56 PM
I met a guy that had a LT1 roadmaster (yea the fucking woody wagon lol) running like high 13s on motor... then he sprayed and the fucking thing ran consistent high 10s low 11s, it was nuts

What was he spraying?!??! A friggin 250 shot?
njrextreme
10-12-2010, 04:59 PM
Is your car all strip? I would wait for his ricer ass to hit a road and give him the old three beeps. If he wont run, he's just a shit talker.
AChotrod
10-12-2010, 06:55 PM
Go beat him now while the weather is still good.:finger:
Camaro_94
10-12-2010, 09:52 PM
Is your car all strip? I would wait for his ricer ass to hit a road and give him the old three beeps. If he wont run, he's just a shit talker.

No, not even close!! LOL!!

It'll be getting some more suspension mods over the winter too. I dont want to do it on the streets though. He's one of those idiots that will go around posting everywhere... And just bring way too much attention to it. I'd like to keep this one 100% legal at the track since this guy is an idiot.


Go beat him now while the weather is still good.:finger:

We'll see... I'd love to beat him with just my basic bolt-ons.