Guns and women

[1963SS]

Here is something I though you all may enjoy. I strive for the truth.

Why guns are better then women.

#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?’
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!

[GreenZ96]

women have silencers too, diamonds.

[Joker Z28]

^true dat

[Blubird]

nah women are never happy

[TRIPOD]

^^^How true that seems. Hell, those Miller Lite comercials are starting to make sense.

[bluebird94]

oh you guys never stop bitching :)

[Tarheel'Z']

women have silencers too, diamonds.

still a difference,,gun silencer is permenent,diamond silencer is temporary,,ask me how i know

[Fixxer99TA]

still a difference,,gun silencer is permenent,diamond silencer is temporary,,ask me how i know

How do you know? :D

[Tarheel'Z']

well its a long story that started 13 years ago............................................... .............................

[Chased]

Women never shut up you can do everything she's wants never good anuff ever!!!!! House food money nothing good anuff

[Toronto_LT1]

i don't know about you guy's but i'd take this over any big calibre gun any day of the week.

DAMN!!:hail:..and she's Canadian to boot!

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff255/Toronto_LT1/elisha_cuthbert.jpg

[jaysz2893]

^^^^ agree

but sadly she would get used to you being around, start getting fat, complaining all the time that you are not the "guy she fell in love with", and eventually you will give her 1/2 of your stuff. Atleast my gun is lock up safe at the gun club..

[Joker Z28]

I would hit that

[Toronto_LT1]

^^^^ agree

but sadly she would get used to you being around, start getting fat, complaining all the time that you are not the "guy she fell in love with", and eventually you will give her 1/2 of your stuff. Atleast my gun is lock up safe at the gun club..

okay then,stick your tally whacker in your gun's cold barrel and see how it feels.lol

[CamaroGirl]

and thats what i was gonna say ^^

[jaysz2893]

Oh good Grief...
http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/1/583391.jpg

[1963SS]

okay then,stick your tally whacker in your gun's cold barrel and see how it feels.lol

Fire off a few rounds first.........warm it up. We call that foreplay.